Mrs Beckham has a Birkin in every available shade, her own line of denim, a pair of shoes inspired by her image designed for her by Giambattista Valli, and more. And still… Mrs Beckham still can’t find a decent bra to mask her big ass nipples.

This is why she went to the Grove yesterday with the headlights turned on.

But seriously, if you had buds that can’t help but chafe and burst, wouldn’t you at least consider some padding?

Of course not. Especially not when cameras are following.

Victoria’s life is so hard. This is why I worship her.