Angelina Jolie takes her kids on a boat ride wearing flats. Victoria Beckham would never be so practical.

While Becks charmed New York this weekend, Posh took the boys and her entourage on a boat ride back in Cali. As you can see, her outfit for the occasion was a black tank, tight black jeans, and a sky hair pair of black Louboutins.

Fashion NOT function.

But how Cruz has grown! And check out Brooklyn Beckham. Look at that expression: mouth slightly ajar, almost as though he’s feigning surprise – do you recognise that face? I could never see it before but he does look exactly like his mother.