Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit ….

This is a MALL.

She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE.

She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family.

So of course she put on a bright orange dress and hidden platform SIX INCH stilettos and tottered around trying to pretend that getting her picture taken takes a back seat to entertaining her children.


No, seriously. Look at those shoes.

Who in their right mind wears shoes like that to Build a Bear?

And how can her defenders defend this??? What could possibly be the excuse???

Is it just me or does Brooklyn seem a little… tense?

Golly. I wonder why…

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