Victoria Beckham covers the new issue of British Vogue. It’s a ridiculously Try expression on her face on the cover, sure, but this is about as “stripped down” as it gets for Posh in terms of a magazine spread. Like, she’s wearing a sweater. And our faces aren’t shoved up into her bones to see how skinny she is. So that’s new.

The interview appears to be in line with Posh’s new “natural” posture. The French manicures are over. And when the Vogue writer wonders about the Concrete Tits, Victoria declares that they’re, “Gone”.

Is that, like, an admission that they happened in the first place?

Interestingly enough, she also apparently reveals to the magazine that Angel Beckham won’t be a reality. What? No fourth child? No baby girl? For years the Beckhams have said that they would when it’s time. It would seem Posh has “given up hope”. Why???

Tease!

British Vogue is on newsstands now. Now I have to buy it. Or one of you over there can scan and email? There’s a week delay, sometimes more, in receiving foreign publications over here.

Click here to see more photos from the magazine and for more from Victoria on what David really looks like when he wakes up.