Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. Please. Like Emma Watson needs Victoria Beckham’s sartorial assistance. Then she boasted about Madonna wearing her dress in a photo shoot.

“We must be the same size, because it fitted the same.”

Can you hear the subtext?

I apply the same discipline to not eating as Madonna to working out and touring. And this is why we can wear my dresses.

Thanks Christine!