If you’re Posh, that is.

Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys.

Of course Victoria dressed for the occasion – appropriately. In heels and a fancy dress accessorised by a Birkin. Especially hilarious when you consider that her celebrity friends who attended – Eva Longoria and Heidi Klum – both wore jeans. Snort.

Does it take a child to befriend a Posh? 30 other soccer moms were invited… might be the only reason I ever decided to de-thaw my womb.

PS. How beautiful is Romeo???

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com