David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and works every time!

As usual, Becks is hot. But ugh. That facial hair sucks ass. Like Planet of the Apes, it’s a serious, serious quiveration dampener. She on the other hand is all kinds of amusing. If I’d have been at the game, I wouldn’t have been able to focus on anything else. Every movement is a pose, every minute is awareness – just in case she’s been watched, just in case a hair falls out of place, or somehow an impossible fat angle is produced. She is guarding against it vigilantly.

Respect.

Also attached – Victoria shopping with her parents. Check out that bag. I’d probably give up my apartment for that bag.

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