Except he wore a black tie. Which I don’t mind because otherwise it would have been too much of a wash.

Victoria Beckham is all about minimalism these days. I almost miss…

I might actually miss…

This:

Because at least then there was something to laugh about.

Now? Now there’s not even a conversation. So THANK YOU Andre Leon Talley, thank you. Thank you for this video. I love how ALT pretty much dismisses her so he can stroke her husband instead. And then when he sends her off? She’s a proper “designer” now and he talks to her it’s her honour to have his approval. God, this man. This wonderful man.

Quick note: that’s a piss poor extension job, don’t you think? Look at it in the video and in some of the photos. It’s really not supposed to look so obvious.