I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’t help all those pointy angles.

In fact, Mrs Beckham was so unappetising the other night she even managed to suck some hotness out of her husband. Of course Becks is always the standard but under this light he looks gaunt, grey, and old…

He must be undersexed.

As for those pregnancy reports – once again, clearly, NOT pregnant. Would Posh risk not looking emaciated on stage during her tour? Don"t they know Posh???