Don’t know what the hell that is dangling below his knee. Don’t care what it is either. Somehow it works. He’s weird enough to make it work. And he’s hot enough to quiver your loins even though he looks like psycho Gepetto.
Seriously, I imagine Viggo Mortensen as the kind of dude with super pungent sweat… only you really wouldn’t mind in bed. Don’t lie. You really wouldn’t.
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