As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. And while that scene with Carey Mulligan in her shirt and laptop is totally useless, she does look gorgeous. And fresh. And beguiling. Here she is today Beverly Hills. The UK press, eager to boost her momentum after the Golden Globes and the SAGs have actually described her style as Audrey Hepburn-ish. Well… I wouldn’t go that far. But I’ll take Carey Mulligan Hepburn over Jennifer Love Hewitt Hepburn. You know.

Re: that title, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps – why can’t it just be Wall Street 2 PERIOD? Money Never Sleeps says to me that money will keep on not sleeping. More, and more, and more. Like the Die Hard franchise. Is this a franchise now?

Wall Street 3: Bring Home The Bacon

Wall Street 4: Cash Money 4eVah

This is what Money Never Sleeps portends: more sequels. I’ll see the first… but by the time we get to the third, not even the Wachowski Brothers could make that happen.

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