We’ve made it through half the day and no one is pregnant yet. Which brings today’s baby total to only 1. Maybe Jessica Biel can help with that. It’s almost the one thing she hasn’t tried.

Sounds like Jeremy Renner threw quite the bender for himself on Saturday to celebrate his 40th. That guy can pound it. Christina Aguilera clearly can’t. Her golddigger had to carry her out of there. I’m telling you, that girl ain’t right. And just when Chicken Fried Britney is relaunching too. The new song is catchy, non? There’s always been something about Britney. Always.

We also have awards campaigns to discuss. And I might nag you about Misfits.

Ready?

Please keep your bigotry off my board.

Let’s make it a feisty one.