Are we going to argue about whether or not Jessica Simpson is pregnant? One thing though that will be off limits: Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry. B list and sloppy seconds, not interested. I am however very, very interested in what you’re seeing this weekend, particularly in the US for your Thanksgiving holiday. Will it be more Harry? I approve. Or Love & Other Drugs, you horny bitches. Sarah’s here so you can bombard her with zombie questions from The Walking Dead. And whatever other smutty issues you need addressed, maybe even a few clues. Ready? Please no racist comments etc.
I solemnly swear I’m a f-cking bitch.