A few years ago, after the death of her father, my Gwyneth gave an interview during which she lamented, in her snotty drawl, that she regretted wasting too much of her time dating a “complete knucklehead”. Diane Sawyer then pressed her about the quote later on ABC and Gwynnie seemed to acknowledge that she was referring to Ben Affleck, especially when she went on to note that “he’s got a lot of complication. And, you know, he really is a great guy. I hope he sorts himself out."

In all likelihood, it was probably Ben. But he’s not the only knucklehead she dated around that time. After Ben there was Luke Wilson. Gwyneth Paltrow and Luke Wilson. Can’t even imagine it.

But it happened. And it lasted almost a year. Ew.

Why ew? Because Luke Wilson is a loser. Luke Wilson could have been Jason Bateman with Ellen Page. But my sources say Luke Wilson was allegedly dumped by the production because…well… drinking and working don’t mix. So I hear. Instead, Luke Wilson took a role opposite Jessica Simpson in Blonde Ambition.

Enough said?

Attached – Luke Wilson in NYC the other day with some piece looking bloaty and terribly unworthy of my G.

Speaking of my G, she hit up a party for Tod’s in the Hamptons the other day with her ass hanging out. Literally. Then again, those legs are straight up amazing. What else is there to do when you roll with the Seinfelds all day and your husband’s on tour without you?

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Celebutopia.net