The Hollywood Foreign Press Association went with Will Smith over Johnny Depp for Best Actor Drama at the Golden Globes. Normally those starf-ckers are all up in Johnny’s ass. Maybe they’re over his scarves. I’m curious though to know how much international press, like proper interviews, he did for Black Mass and whether or not that had anything to do with it. Because I can tell you for sure, Will Smith is talking to EVERYONE.

Still, Johnny’s in for SAG nomination, which is weighted more when it comes to Oscars. So Amber Heard will get to go to the SAGs and still might get to go to the Oscars but the Globes, on the other hand, well, might be trickier. They could totally ask her to present, sure, but The Danish Girl hasn’t been nominated in the film category so it’s not like she’d be there to represent it or introduce it. Amber has presented before at the Globes but she was joined by Taylor Kinney and Jesse Spencer from Chicago Fire, an NBC show being promoted on NBC because they air the Globes. And now she’s Johnny Depp’s wife, goddammit. She shouldn’t have to be on stage just for a network jerkoff.

PS. I thought you might enjoy revisiting this photo from The Danish Girl premiere last month.

Attached- Amber Heard at an event for Timberland last night in LA.