Check out these new shots of Paz de la Huerta. Because of these shots, they’re speculating that she might be pregnant. And while I normally hate the Bump Watch, the issue here is not actually the watching but the parenting…

Even as she leaves the Chateau Marmont here. Last night. Of course.

Motherhood whitewashed Snooki. All press surrounding Snooki these days is positive, glowing. If Paz is pregnant, she too can test the Motherhood Whitewash. No matter how much you f-ck up, birthing a kid is like a start-over card, a free pass for almost anything.

It’s really too bad Paula Deen is past her childbearing years. Because that’s all it would take.