Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, Tom wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
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