Will Smith is every kind of perfect. But for the GMD. And it’s not the maybe gaybe, but the fraud of the maybe gaybe. The fraud of the maybe gaybe and the friendship with the little fraud. Because if Will Smith was a definitely gaybe, and openly definitely gaybe, Will Smith would be eve more perfect.

This is Will with his kids at the Kids’ Choice Awards – not really crazy about Willow’s weave (Moesha is so, like, 1996…don’t you think?) but LOVE Jaden’s hair. Bet you Oprah would trade her house in Montecito to make a wig out of that hair. Of course, as always, Will is the hotness. I worship Will’s hotness.

But for the GMD.

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