You’d have to be brain dead and paralysed – or Barbara Walters – not to feel at least a little tingle. Check out Will Smith training on the beach the other day for a new role… Helllloooo! No wonder Tom Cruise wants to be around him all the time. Wouldn’t you???

According to Hollywood legend, there’s supposedly a super secret enclave called The Spa hidden in the Hills where major motion picture movie stars go to do a little bonding.

Yes, these BFFs are rumoured to allegedly frequent the establishment, in addition to a few other unlikely ones who don’t usually make the maybe gaybe pages, some of whom, if revealed, would totally break your hearts.

Total bollocks right? A place like that could never exist! Never, ever, ever. No Xenu way.