William and Harry visited their grandfather in hospital today in London. Prince Philip took ill after the flotilla spectacular on Sunday and has been there ever since. Look how cute they are each in their v-neck sweaters and suede leisure shoes stinking of money. All these years and I’ll still never get tired of looking at them together. It’s like they’re Princes By Design; someone drew them.

It’s Friday night! And after a week of having to be proper and responsible, Harry must be good to go.