It was a big statement. Dating less than a year, suddenly Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor brings his girl of the moment, acquired from Las Vegas, to the most high profile event of the year, the most coveted carpet, the most exclusive event…the Oscars. Only to send her to the curb, with a cold back of the hand, a couple months later, pretty much watching over her in the middle of the night as she packed up her sh-t and vacated his house.


And all in a silly misguided attempt to sell Leatherheads which flopped anyway. He would have been better off putting Renee Zellweger out of her misery for one night and taking her instead. She wouldn’t have eaten for a month but this is beside the point.

The point is Sarah Larson should not have been there. Sarah who?


PS. And her dress was the sh-ts.

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