In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him?


Of course he milked every last drop out of that sh-t, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma & Louise. Blasphemy!

Mario is now the host of the entertainment programme Extra which probably means they paid to have People make the declaration…but please. It’s a messed up economy but are their standards really so low? Mario f-cking Lopez?

How can he be crowed the hottest bachelor when 1. no one’s heard of him and 2. his groin is full of cheesy beef?

I will never understand the MiniVan.

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