Remember when Size 2 celebrated her 30th birthday by reenacting Breakfast at Tiffany’s, casting herself in the legendary role that Audrey Hepburn immortalised? F-CKERY.

Of course the paps were there to document every horrible moment. Of course she felt justified because several years ago she played Audrey in a movie of the week. This is Jennifer Love Hewitt dressed up as Holly Golightly preening over her milestone at Tiffany…


I mean if you have to, if you ABSOLUTELY have to, wouldn’t you at the very, very least make sure it’s in New York?

Ghost Whisperer is a valid reason to break up with a person, friend or lover.

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