LipGloss and his hanger-on showed up last night at the Watchmen premiere in their ongoing effort to mingle more with the grownups.

As you can see, Lippy worked hard to make sure he looked like he didn’t care. Probably took an hour just to arrange his hat. He should have however spent more time on his face…

What’s up with his face?

Zac Efron suddenly bloaty? And oily? Where are your blotters?!?!?

Is it possible he actually drinks beer?


Too many empty calories.

What then is accounting for his new puffy? Weird. Smutty sense is tingling. Will keep you posted.

Also: what is the purpose of Vanessa Hudgens?

Photos from and CL/