Zac Efron is in Georgia working on a movie called Dirty Grandpa. He was photographed on set today. In between scenes, he appears to be dropping down for a set of push-ups. I mean, good for him, you know? Maximise every minute. It can be boring, sitting around in your trailer all day, waiting for them to set up the lights and block the shots. If he’s using his time to stay healthy, stay fit, you’d have to be a major c-nt to bitch about that. And I don’t necessarily want to bitch about it. I just want to ask you if you’ve been there. If you know someone who, for no apparent reason, like you’re all just standing around, hanging out, and suddenly s/he’s on the ground doing push-ups or squats and it takes everything you’ve got to suppress the side-eye you want to share with your best friend…

No?

That’s never happened to you? If it did would you side-eye though?

No?

Fine. I’ll go back to my c-nt corner where I belong.