He would have been 75 today. My friend LB asked yesterday – can you imagine his life in this era? The quaaludes and the guns and the late night binges and the women? It’s not impossible.

Happy Birthday Elvis. And Happy Birthday Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt who is 4. Here’s a selection of pictures. I love her. And when she grows up, oh you know it, Miss Zahara’s bitchface will be epic. It will be the bitchface standard. Worship!

While we’re on the subject of kids, Michelle forwarded this link earlier and it’s this kind of sh-t that really bites my ass. Sanctimonious mommy gender judging. Apparently the Brange are doing the Chosen One a disservice by dressing her in “boy” clothes. Because girls shouldn’t wear army pants and skull toques. Straight up f-ckery. Warning, this article will make you angry. Click here to read. And some of the comments too.

PS. Many of you mentioned yesterday that Jennifer Aniston had Brad Pitt at his best looking, his aesthetic peak. Sure. But he’s the hottest when he’s with his kids. Those pictures of him playing in Central Park with Miss Z – that entire series, I’ve been staring at them for half an hour.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com