We can’t be friends if you can’t appreciate this. I just keep convulsing in ecstasy every time I see a new picture, a new angle. Like, who even cares about the dress? The dress is fine. I won’t remember it tomorrow. The hair though. The hair is making my hands itch, itching for a pair of scissors, just to try it, I just want to try it, for a day, for a week.

So now I’m looking for a wig. Zendaya is showing me that I need a wig.

You see? You see about this girl?

There are so many of them who have access. All the access. And too few of them who have the instincts. She has suuuuuch great instincts. Already! She’s only 19!