No clue what Zhang Ziyi was doing at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party but Hello Kitty Chinagirl should have stayed home…

You know how North Americans have that expression about trailers? You can take the girl out of the trailer park but… blah blah blah?

My mother has one about Chinese people and the Village. Yank a homely village girl into the big city, make her a big screen star, give her a rich euro boyfriend, and still… you can’t take the village out of the girl.

ZZ walked off the boat and bought this outfit, perpetuating every massage parlour bendy sex stereotype about Asians. That’s all.

I can’t… I can’t … the shoes… the furry sh*t on the shoes… I can’t…

Zhang Ziyi – is she a Fook Mi or a Fook Yu?

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