Zhang Ziyi showed up with short hair last night at the Palais in Cannes and I recoiled in horror. The hair. It looked like she’d chopped it, and I was all ready to write an article today, finally with photo accompaniment, about why it’s hard for Chinese girls to do the pixie because of the way it grows out spikey and straight up out our heads.

Turns out it was just a wig. Ziyi was at a photo call today and, as you can see, there was no cutting. But if that’s the case... if it was a wig...

Why did she pick such a bad one?

For the realism????

To me, this is crazy.

I mean, if it’s fake, you may as well fake it all the way.