You know I LOVE Rihanna and Drake, right? But today, today my jam is something else. Especially since Rihanna and Drake decided to party separately in London last night. Stop f-cking exhausting me.

Can’t you please me the way Zoe Kravitz is pleasing me with A$AP Rocky?

THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING.

But let’s revisit the backstory first. Drake once said that Zoe was everything. And it happened for a while. And it was hot. But then Rihanna decided she wasn’t right with that sh-t and stepped in again. Zoe wasn’t bothered.

Look at her.

She is CUTE AS F-CK.

And SEXY AS F-CK.

And while you KNOW, you KNOW I’m all about the RiRi and Drizzy, even I have to wonder…

Was it really a smart thing to walk from Zoe Kravitz, Drake?

When she smiles after “f-ck with the truth”, I feel so many things. And I don’t understand why Drake isn’t still feeling those things.