Us Magazine is reporting that Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are done. Aaaaand...you just shrugged, right? It’s the same reaction you had when you found out they were dating. Also the reaction you had when he was named Sexiest Man Alive.

Shrug.

Maybe that’s the problem with Bradley Cooper. He has to working on being less...shrug. He wasn’t always so shruggy. I’m still not sure what happened. I think maybe he was better when he was with Renee Zellweger?

As for why he and Zoe are no longer together, for those of you still reading, because, again, shrug, obviously it did nothing for either of their careers. And, well, as far as Zoe is concerned, that girl deserves a lot more than a shrug.

Zoe’s been working with Benedict Cumberbatch. That’s how you get me to care (more) about Benedict Cumberbatch.