Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are at Sundance to promote The Words. There was a group media and photo session. They were careful not to be too obvious about the fact that they’re dating. Which makes it even more obvious that they’re dating. Like, practically living together as I understand it.

I have tried, several times, to care, even a little, about these two as a couple. To convince myself they’re Good For Gossip. Good for anything. And I cannot. Coop and Renee were better for Gossip. But only barely. Zoe and just about anyone would be better for Gossip. Much. What is it about Bradley Cooper that is so ...deflating?