It’s bright yellow and I’m calling it boring. Because it is. It’s strapless. It’s that trademark Calvin Klein seemingly super-industrial wrinkle resistant material. There’s a belt at the waist. With some flaps at that back. And... that’s it.


This is Zoe Saldana.

I mean, it’s not like you’re working with sh-t here. It’s not like she has limitations, you know?

And at the Met Gala, on this night, I mean, I don’t know why you don’t just bank this dress for some premiere later on and find something more interesting. That she squandered this opportunity almost makes me angry.

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