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SO many people are going to be pissed!

Click here for the full smutty break down AND an attempted cover-up.

Is Abbie Cornish knocked up? How fertile is this man??? And how do you think the others feel if Abbie gets to have it?

You know Type A is gritting her teeth through her sunshine smile. Reese Witherspoon will need to call on all her Southern charm to blow the sting off of this one.

Or… is it a publicity stunt to rescue a movie that is not projected to perform at the box office?

Please.

Abbie and Ryan are not Angie and Brad.

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