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Am so not feeling Alanis Morrissette in OK! Magazine gushing about her 20 pound weight loss. Can’t put my finger on it but just isn’t sitting right. Maybe it’s because the styling is for sh-t. Who decided to put her in a long purple dress with those shoes? And those boots with the jeans are all wrong too.

Sigh.

I love Alanis. I just don’t love Alanis selling cheese in a magazine. It’s so … Tori Spelling. Goes without saying – Alanis is SO MUCH BETTER than Tori Spelling. So why? Why would she lower herself? Like Adrian Brody in Hello Magazine at his fake castle with his girlfriend.

Shame.

More photos of Alanis in OK! Magazine click here.

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