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Angelina Jolie and son Maddox were photographed today at LAX flying out…and commercial! Must not be a long trip.

Just like old times when it was only the two of them. Remember how little he was?

And we’re only 2 weeks away now from Maddox’s 8th birthday.

Brangelunatics don’t celebrate for Maddox though like they do for the Holy Twins and the Chosen One. Maddox came from Cambodia, and therefore isn’t as effective at selling to the MiniVan. Someone should start a Maddox fan club.

As for where they’re going – you’ll find out in the tabloids next week when the story will be that Angelina grabbed Maddox and announced to Brad that she’s leaving him but will eventually fight for custody of Pax and Miss Zahara but not the biological ones because they’re blobs and she hates them.


Photos from Wenn.com

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