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Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see?

Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was in hospital as a precaution. He also said that she’d be giving birth "in the weeks to come."

Weeks?

Like 5 weeks?

Like 8/8/8?

That seems a long time to stay in the hospital. Or maybe the Pitts are so hellbent on delivering their Holy Twins on the luckiest day of the century, they’re doing whatever it takes to make it happen.

Ummm… Why don’t they just ask Shiloh?

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