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Angelina Jolie in Cannes, on a junket for Kung Fu Panda, interviewed today by Access Hollywood confirmed that she is indeed HAVING TWINS!

Jack Black apparently f&cked up and blurted it out, then she revealed it herself.

The Second AND the THIRD Coming!

I feel blessed just being in the same vicinity, breathing the same air of the Chosen One and her sibling deities. In fact, I think I just grew a few eyelashes for a new total of 8. We Asians don’t get much eye hair. You see? The Chosen One can perform miracles.

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