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This one’s for the bump freaks. Angelina Jolie today in Austin, Texas after dropping Maddox off at school and picking up a few books at Barnes & Noble – the kind of errand any mom can relate to…and therefore a great occasion for a photo.

As you can see, Angie’s belly is unsuspicious and unremarkable – there’s no doubt about this one… unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, who officially confirmed well before the Pitts. In fact, she pretty much confirmed as soon as the sperm fertilised the egg – curious behaviour indeed from someone who has revealed previous multiple miscarriages.

Still…every woman carries differently. And Nicole Kidman would never, ever lie. She’d never ever commit fraud. Like marrying a gay and pretending it was real. Never. Nicole Kidman is totally totally pregnant.

More Angelina photos here here.


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