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We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this…

This makes it the tightest fight ever.

It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. And what we see is the most gorgeous gorgessity maybe, like, ever.

She is breastfeeding one of the Holy Twins. A little hand reaches up to say hello. She’s looking at her man and he’s looking at her: tenderness, admiration, adoration, horniness all conveyed through image.

Oh Pitt Porn you got me again.

Apparently the others in the series are even better.

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