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Apple Martin, on the other hand, is an absolute precious doll. Biased? Me? You don’t f&cking say! But come on, y’all. Look at this child. Her mother might be fingernails on chalkboard but the progeny is pretty perfect. Apple and Romeo. Romeo and his Apple. Can you see it??? Photos from JJB.

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