The De-Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson
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As GayGay Wentie would say: Brava Ashlee. Brava, Brava. A year of suspect weight loss, sometimes with alarming results, and it appears that Ashlee Simpson has returned to normal. Healthy, lovely body on display at the beach in Hawaii – a distinct improvement over the large head, stick insect frame she was showing off last April, see attached. But knowing that pimp of a father, as soon as he sees these, she’ll be sent back to fat camp for another round of starvation and a new set of tits while she’s at it. Seriously though, would you put it past him? Source
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