I saw this yesterday – Ashton Kutcher giving out his phone number because he craved more “personal connection”. As IF. That was my first thought. As IF he would. And… well… it doesn’t seem like that was his actual motivation. Some thing that this might have been a scam. A data extraction. And if it’s true, it’s F-CKING GROSS. Exploiting your own celebrity and misrepresenting your intentions in exchange for digital data is gross. Also? He’s branded himself as this big tech guy, the celebrity who’s always ahead of the tech curve. Can he really claim that title when this is how he’s getting there? (Dlisted) 

OMG Yes. Lupita Nyong’o in black velvet. And it’s not just the material, it’s all of it. It’s the cut of the dress. How it clings to her. And those shoulders! I love how structured they are in a material that’s known for softness. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Gwyneth Paltrow supposedly went skiing and crashed into a dude and now he’s suing her. Can you picture G doing this? I can …and I can’t. I buy that she’d let other people clean up the problems but, at the same time, it’s Gwyneth Paltrow. Who knows and does everything perfectly, remember? She can sing. She can speak all kinds of languages. She can roast a chicken. Isn’t she an Olympic-level skilled skier too? (Cele|bitchy) 

Start hyperventilating now. Is it possible that Britney Spears might become a judge on Drag Race? I can hear Prem screaming from here. (OMG Blog) 

Have you heard of OG Ma? If not, you’re about to meet your new favourite. She is the godmother of streetwear. Look past her and you’re making a mistake. Because she has access to clothes that are coveted by millions. That people travel thousands of miles for. Look at her. Obviously she’s a f-cking boss. Who looks like all my aunts. (The Cut) 

And finally…Emily, our site manager, just emailed me this link and asked me if I’d seen it yet – and if I was OK. Please. OF COURSE I’ve seen it. I’ve been going to bed and waking up to this every day for over a week. But it occurred to me that, maybe, you might not have been blessed with it yet. So if that’s the case, here is your life. If this isn’t new for you, well, I KNOW you aren’t complaining. Mimi + Timmy = festive. Even in January.