TV Updates SNL’s non-coke scandal When I say “SNL controversy” what do you picture? Probably John Belushi doing coke off Chevy Chase’s butt. Maybe Eddie Murphy doing coke off Laurie Metcalf’s butt? And definitely Chris Kattan doing coke of Cheri Oteri’s butt! The point is that SNL’s scandals usually revolve around By Dean • Oct 18, 2013 11:15 am
TV Updates Freddie Prinze Jr 2013 Do you want to see what Freddie Prinze "Hack. E. Sack." Jr. looks like shirtless in 2013? Of course you do, because these days we're all just a bunch of Buzzfeed addicted nostalgia junkies, aren't we? When did that happen? When did we become By Dean • Oct 09, 2013 12:43 pm
Girlcrushes Amy Poehler Rules/Cries at Fancy Event in Front of Nicole, Charlize, & Kerry It’s Monday morning. You’ve got five horrible days to get through before (Canadian) Thanksgiving. Your job’s a joke/you’re broke/your love life’s D.O.A. etc. BUT I’ve got something to show you that’s going to inspire you to keep kicking butt By Dean • Oct 07, 2013 10:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Drew and Olive’s first birthday weekend Sometimes I worry that I do a little too much finger wagging around here. Gossip provides endless opportunities to feel self-righteous and I always take the bait, ready at all times to complain about stuff like Katy Perry’s stupid politics or that weird anti-abortion movie Pattie Mallette made (still By Dean • Sep 30, 2013 03:44 pm
Media Manipulation Michael B Jordan For Independence Day Sequel? You know that thing where your dog gets weird before a storm? I think you, me and the rest of us gossips have that same instinct for when a celebrity is being groomed and pushed on us as The Next Big Thing. We’ve felt it SO many times - By Dean • Sep 27, 2013 10:10 am
Amazingness Famke Janssen Intruded Her Own House? Remember last month when someone broke into Famke Janssen’s house? The story made headlines because the only thing the burglar did was leave some f*cked up children’s book called The Lonely Doll near her bed, which is SO much worse than if an intruder had just stolen By Dean • Sep 19, 2013 11:26 am
Joseph Gordon Levitt Joseph Godon-Levitt Sets The Bar for THAT Question/Loves BC Weed Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt gay? It’s a question I’ve asked myself, and I’m sure one that JoGo has been asked, ungraciously, countless times as he’s grown up on camera. Seems like a question everyone has to be prepared to answer if they want to be a star. By Dean • Sep 13, 2013 03:22 pm
Tracy Anderson Tracy Anderson’s Gross Plans for Lena Dunham’s Body Tracy Anderson, trainer, friend of GOOP, and the human incarnation of every body-negative thought you ever had college, has set her sights on Lena Dunham. Someone from New York magazine asked Tracy about Girls and obviously the results were horrible. Drooling over Lena as a potential makeover, she says “I By Dean • Sep 12, 2013 03:13 pm
Joe Manganiello Joe Mangainello Downgraded to an 8 In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that professional sex wolf, Joe Manganiello, is not as hot as we were led to believe. Last night, Joe, showed up at the 2013 Style Awards in New York without his trademark salt and pepper beard, instead sporting a freshly By Dean • Sep 06, 2013 03:43 pm
Katie Holmes The Inexplicable Lightness of Holmes What are YOU crying about at your desk today? The end of summer? No TIFF ticket hookups? Last night’s double elimination on Big Brother (RIP Amanada’s busty reign of terror!)? There are thousands of legitimate reasons for all of us to be miserable today. So, why then is By Dean • Sep 06, 2013 12:53 pm
Is Sean Avery the Gay First Lady of Bravo? Unexpected, but not necessarily that surprising, news coming out of the gay celebrity bubble this week – the rumoured engagement of Bravo’s Andy Cohen and former NHL villain, Sean Avery. Is this true? Is it even ok to ask if Sean Avery is gay if he’s not saying it? By Dean • Sep 06, 2013 11:08 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Matthew McConaughey in the first Dallas Buyers Club trailer We saw the pictures from the set last year and what we've been asking so far about Dallas Buyers Club has been pretty fluffy stuff like - how did Matthew McConaughey lose all that weight?! Or maybe - is he replacing Julie Bowen as my new thinspo?? (KIDDING! By Dean • Aug 28, 2013 10:40 am
Dumbass Avril Lavigne is frenching Winnie Cooper Avril Lavigne has a new video, and she’s making out with Winnie Cooper in it and it’s just making me feel so old. I’m sorry to make this about me, and I’m sorry to be a h8er boi, and I’m sorry that I’m about By Dean • Aug 21, 2013 11:20 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Cameron’s Oscar Performance Finally Revealed? “…with Oscar Winner, Cameron Diaz!” Do you like the sound of that? Can you accept a world where that’s a true statement? A significant amount of buzz would have us believe that’s the reality we’re headed towards, and today we get to see why with a new By Dean • Aug 20, 2013 01:52 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Awesome Movie About Awesome Beach Boys Looks Awesome Very exciting pictures coming out today from the Malibu set of the new Beach Boys movies. What we can see are Paul Dano (yay!), Kenny Wormald (hubba hubba), Brett Davern and Graham Rogers (Lucy Hale’s boyfriend) as the young band in the 60s, horsing around on the beach. They’ By Dean • Aug 07, 2013 12:42 pm
Lena Dunham Lena devours her Boss-adillia We may not all agree that Girls is a great show, and it’s certainly not the most diverse, but those who do watch regularly agree the messaging is good: feminist, body/sex positive, complicated female characters are something we all want to see more on our TVs. Today, a By Dean • Aug 01, 2013 01:06 pm
