Emma Roberts They aren't the Weirdos, Mister Murphy I have a quick story to tell, and it's going to be very annoying of me, but I think it serves an important point. That point is that I, like the rest of you, cherish the teen witch archetype and it is only out of deep disappointment that By Dean • Aug 01, 2013 12:25 pm
Dumbass Disney Girls: Xanax, Regretful Tweets, Short Shaming Lots of weird gossip blips this week coming from the ever expanding former Disney-Girl universe. I wish there was a better name for this group – The Millennial Mickey Mouse Club? The Britney Byproducts? Demi and The Instagrams? Anyway, let’s start with sleepless Miley, whose butt is revealing her drug By Dean • Jul 26, 2013 11:02 am
Relationship Assumption Emma Roberts is a biter? Just over a week ago Emma Roberts was arrested for domestic assault in Montreal. The story didn't break until last night. Now it's getting messy...or messier. What went down is Emma was staying in a Montreal hotel with Evan Peters, her boyfriend and American Horror By Dean • Jul 17, 2013 12:39 pm
Douchebags Man Shia at the intersection The absolute weirdest video of noted weirdo Shia LaBeouf has been uploaded to YouTube and you must see it right now. It’s only 29 seconds long, and Shia’s only in it for less than half of that but, oh boy, does he leave an impression. What happens is By Dean • Jul 15, 2013 09:34 am
Britney Spears Not a Smurf, Not Yet a Woman The new video for Britney's Ooh La La has just been released. Is it good? Not exactly. Is it weird? Definitely. Does it feature a Smurf dance crew? Indeed. The question that remains unanswered though is - will this girl ever dance again? Madonna once sang to her By Dean • Jul 12, 2013 12:25 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Danielle Jonas Catches The Snitch Danielle Jonas is pregnant and now we’ve got some problems. The first problem is how much do I have to explain about who Danielle Jonas is? She’s at a particularly weird point in the celebrity life cycle where some people (ME!) know enough about her to make fun By Dean • Jul 10, 2013 01:39 pm
Try Her Name is Anne and She Dances Like a Dork Of course she’s into vinyl! Of course she is. I’m not coming for Anne Hathaway today (or ever), and I’m not here to challenge you if you’ve got an interest in vinyl records. That doesn’t change the fact though that Anne Hathaway is Hollywood’s By Dean • Jul 10, 2013 12:12 pm
Douchebags Alec Baldwin Quits Twitter, Maybe Acting? Alec Baldwin quit Twitter again. He wants to quit acting too. Does that make you want to quit Alec Baldwin? This story started, weirdly, at James Gandolfini's funeral, where Hilaria, Baldwin’s wife, was accused by The Daily Mail of tweeting during the service which was subsequently proven By Dean • Jul 03, 2013 01:01 pm
Gossip Nostalgia Beverly Hills 90210 Reunion in Vegas Remember the modified version of the 90210 theme song they would play when the show came back from the commercial break for the last block of an episode? It wasn't exciting like the opening but really slowed down? Sort of sad and yet comforting, to indicate that Brandon By Dean • Jul 02, 2013 11:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession 5 Things to Get Excited for in the 1D Movie Harry and a baby - again! How are we supposed to fight the power of this image? It's been used against us multiple times and always leaves me feeling somewhat manipulated. Cuteness, hotness, parenting instincts, it really hits all the right buttons, and now Harry's back By Dean • Jun 28, 2013 11:10 am
Girly Throw Downs Emma Watson Calls Out (Ebola) Paris Hilton (Lainey: as you know, we don’t just call it Paris Hilton on this site. The proper way to refer to it is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. I have made those adjustments to Dean’s piece below.) What goes into landing a Teen Vogue cover? Are the politics as fraught By Dean • Jun 26, 2013 01:21 pm
Girlcrushes Anna Kendrick shoots The Last Five Years It always seems so effortless for Anna Kendrick. Check out these pictures of her from the Staten Island set of The Last Five Years. Doesn't she make it look easy? I'm kind of afraid to even go to Staten Island (tell me I'm wrong, By Dean • Jun 21, 2013 12:57 pm
Girly Throw Downs Gaby Hoffmann's Revenge on Mel Gibson Out of nowhere today, Gaby Hoffmann is back! As if it wasn't delightful enough just to see an old familiar/beloved face from your childhood (or mine anyway), she's returned to reveal wonderfully horrible details about Mel Gibson: "He screamed at me. Oh, God, he By Dean • Jun 20, 2013 01:34 pm
Maple Leaf Keanu's Movie for Nerds We've seen many faces of Keanu Reeves over the years. There's Keanu the insanely successful blockbuster star, Keanu the art house gay-ish muse, Keanu the idiot, Keanu the romcom leading man, Keanu the sad Chateau Marmont cliche. Now say hello to Keanu the director. The trailer By Dean • Jun 14, 2013 11:53 am
Denise Richards Denise Richards is a Latent Queen? How do you feel about Denise Richards? Do you worship her staying power? Does she represent the worst stereotypes of LA trash? Is she your MILF-spiration? Well this is the week for us to examine our Denise Richards feelings because she is all over the damn place! Denise is doing By Dean • Jun 12, 2013 11:20 am
Henry Windsor Prince Harry: Gay Defender Remember when Prince Harry caused a "scandal" for hooking up with a waitress from Cowboys in Calgary? Well, it turns out that his time training as a soldier in Canada included a much more interesting story we never heard - the story of how he prevented one gay By Dean • Jun 11, 2013 12:46 pm
