Miley Cyrus Miley On All Fours The moment a person discovers that other people want to f*uck her/him is extremely powerful. For Miley Cyrus, that moment has probably been a little delayed because of her Disney duties, so it's happening now and it's happening hard. You can see the latest By Dean • Jun 07, 2013 01:46 pm
Emma Stone Emma and Andrew’s family How excited would you be if Emma Stone was your sister-in-law?! Obviously she's not actually married to Andrew Garfield but she certainly looks like family showing Andrew's brother and wife around Tribeca. And don't they appear to be having a really nice day? The By Dean • Jun 06, 2013 02:12 pm
Charice Comes Out A Filipino lesbian diva! That's what we've got for the first time because Charice, of Glee and singing with Celine Dion fame, has come out of the closet, not only taking a courageous stride to go on the record about her sexuality, but she's By Dean • Jun 06, 2013 11:01 am
Cheating Loins Naomi’s Protegee F*cks Her Man Today my mission is to get you guys to officially approve the creation of a subcategory of Girl Sh-t, called Naomi Sh-t. I’ll get down to the specifics of what Naomi Sh-t includes in a minute but first the story behind my inspiration, which is the news that one By Dean • Jun 05, 2013 01:10 pm
Hook Ups Is Cameron Diaz’s billionaire boyfriend a sexist douche? Yesterday we talked about how Cameron Diaz is set to cash in with a new man worth $4.5 billion. What's she going to have to do for all that money? According to his very pissed off ex-wife, a LOT. Elon Musk has been married twice. The first By Dean • May 31, 2013 11:07 am
Cameron Diaz Cameron dating the real Iron Man Cameron Diaz's dating choices! What is with this woman's love life? There is no logic, no pattern, no algorithm to explain who she takes to bed and I'm more confused than ever now that she's reportedly with Elon Musk, according to Page By Dean • May 30, 2013 02:27 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews 7 Feelings about the Don Jon trailer by Joseph Gordon-Levitt The trailer for Don Jon, the first movie written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is here and it’s a weird one. Don Jon is basically about The Situation if he never got famous, and co-stars Scarlett Johansson. I’m a little overwhelmed by how many feelings I have about By Dean • May 24, 2013 01:58 pm
Rumer Willis Rumer Willis joins Pretty Little Liars This whole acting thing is really turning out to be a grind for Rumer Willis, huh? Bit parts on CW shows, poorly received horror movies, she always seems to be working but after years in the business she really hasn’t landed anything to write home to Demi about…until By Dean • May 23, 2013 02:10 pm
Tom Sturridge Andrew & Tom: Hipster Porn I hesitate to use the word hipster because we’re over talking about hipsters, right? The hipster movement feels passé at this point, yes? But still, I don’t know what to call these pictures of Andrew Garfield and Tom Sturridge other than hipster porn. They were snapped yesterday walking By Dean • May 23, 2013 12:58 pm
Girly Throw Downs GOOP vs Chloe Gwyneth Paltrow and Chloe Sevigny -- don’t these two seem like the most natural enemies since cats and dogs? Since Kelly and Brenda? Since Mariah and all other performers? They’re both so pretentious but in slightly different ways, I can’t believe these two haven’t clashed before, By Dean • May 16, 2013 12:33 pm
Dumbass Hack the GOOP Trip It’s expensive. It’s awkward. It’s web-based. We must be talking GOOP here, right? Right. Over on Groupon this week, for the low low LOW (ie. high high HIGH) price of $2000 you can join the official “all-inclusive” GOOP NY Getaway. This includes airfare for two people, a By Dean • May 15, 2013 12:40 pm
Style Keira’s Honeymoon Pictures The first pictures of Keira Knightley on her honeymoon have emerged and they’re really something to see. She’s not really doing much in them, just getting on a few different boats in Corsica (how many boats were you on this week?) with her new husband, James Righton. It’ By Dean • May 10, 2013 12:10 pm
Quiveration Happy Mother’s Day/Daddy’s Home Moms around the internet, we love you. You work so hard, those of us without kids quite literally have no idea how you do it. I, specifically, am in awe of your ability to not get blackout drunk at least once a week. It’s such incredible work and it By Dean • May 10, 2013 10:32 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Ryan plus Channing minus shirts The miserable cities we’ve tolerated all winter long are finally thawing. You’ve got delusional dreams of a container garden dancing in your head and your allergies are ruining your life again – ie. it’s f*cking spring at last and know what else that means? Men are taking By Dean • May 03, 2013 03:32 pm
Gossip Nostalgia Chris Kelly + TLC + Oprah (and Mark Wahlberg) Such depressing news last night/this morning about the death of Chris Kelly, who was half of Kriss Kross. It’s a mind f*ck in these situations when THIS is the way you’re reminded of a star from your childhood, someone you haven’t thought about in years. By Dean • May 02, 2013 02:36 pm
Parent Pimps Ok, Jaden It’s really hard to write about Jaden Smith. Here he is in Cancun, doing press for After Earth, the movie he made with his dad Will. Jaden is 14 and it’s obviously not fair to judge Very Young Hollywood by the same standards I feel so completely free By Dean • Apr 24, 2013 02:25 pm
