Oscars 2013 Who Are You Wearing…On Your Dick? Who are you wearing? The age old red carpet question has taken on special new meaning, now that it’s been revealed this year’s Oscar gift bags include a pack of condoms, specifically, Naked Brand condoms. They’re marketed as a luxury rubber, but at only $20 a box, By Dean • Feb 22, 2013 12:34 pm
Dumbass Four Reasons Lisa Lampinelli Can’t Use the N Word The inexplicably famous comedian Lisa Lampinelli is in trouble today for using the n-word. Not that the context even really matters, but it’s kind of interesting/weird to note that she used the word in a tweet to describe Lena Dunham, with an accompanying twitpic of them at an By Dean • Feb 20, 2013 11:32 am
Ebola Victims Elisha Cuthbert is Hot/No Longer a Pariah Elisha Cuthbert has been named Maxim magazine’s hottest woman on TV. While yes, even though it’s just stupid Maxim, the “honour” does seem like a good indication of Elisha’s likeability right now. She’s emerged as one of the funniest on Happy Endings and she is, as By Dean • Feb 13, 2013 03:27 pm
Media Manipulation Justin’s Mom Plays Stupid Justin Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, was on The Today Show this morning to promote the movie she’s “executive produced” called Crescendo. No, Pattie Mallette isn’t just getting into showbiz, Pattie Mallette is getting into the business of reproduction. This movie is a biopic of Beethoven’s mom By Dean • Feb 07, 2013 02:58 pm
Lynsi Torres Age of The Heiress Redux I have a shameful confession to make but I think now is the time to admit that at one point…I was very into heiresses. Paris, Nicole, even the reprehensible Kim Stewart, I was into the whole thing. As embarrassing as this is, I can’t be the only person By Dean • Feb 06, 2013 03:48 pm
Gorgessity Keira Knightley, Above Things and Royalty I feel a little weird about perpetuating that thing where gay men tell women that they should worship other women with model faces and even thinner-than-model bodies, so forgive me, but I think Keira Knightley is pretty much the best. She’s funny, she makes perfect period pieces (tweet at By Dean • Feb 05, 2013 12:18 pm
American Idol Mimi: this ring is nothing That’s a wrap on Mimi at American Idol auditions! Last night the final search for contestants ended in Oklahoma City. Did it end with a bang? Not really. It ended with a glance, Mariah looking up at another mediocre wannabe, as she does, and having basically nothing to say. By Dean • Feb 01, 2013 12:41 pm
Amazingness Required Reading, Hunty One thing we do here at LaineyGossip is we try to cover gossip you can feel good about. Sad Smut is vanquished and you’ll never have to look at Aubrey O’Day’s face, etc. But I’ve asked special permission to pull you down into the sick world By Dean • Jan 29, 2013 05:32 pm
Bad Acting Bald Betty January Jones is losing her hair. She says it’s “falling out in clumps” because she changes the colour so often, I guess a common hazard for busy working actresses (maybe a problem for regular ladies too?). Normally this would be something that we could maybe feel bad about, but By Dean • Jan 29, 2013 01:58 pm
Douchebags Justin Bieber is horny At this point you’d have to be Tara-Reid-Level crazy to doubt that we’re in for at least another 30 years of Bieber domination. BUT …what’s up with…this? These pics were just snapped of Justin showing off his body for photographers in Miami, and well, I’m By Dean • Jan 29, 2013 11:02 am
American Idol Mimi’s Tears - Mariah Carey American Idol Week 2 recap “Burnell, you made me cry!” *Randy Jackson voice* Yo for me, dawg, for me, Burnell Taylor’s audition in Baton Rouge last night, THIS is the most interesting moment of Mimi on Idol so far! Here’s the thing about Mariah on Idol - she can act so self-obsessed and By Dean • Jan 25, 2013 03:23 pm
Amazingness The Mariah Carey Show recap - Episode 1 American Idol, Season 12, Episode 1 recap. (Lainey: Dean thinks the Mimi-Minaj drama is a fraud. I, as you know, think it’s legit. But I suck at recaps, and Dean’s more advanced at Mimi knowledge than I am. So here’s the first installment of what’s becoming By Dean • Jan 17, 2013 11:00 am
Media Manipulation One Direction Gay-Baiting There’s lots being said this week about the whole Jodie Foster coming out situation but, because my heart wants to drag things down to the lowest common denominator, I’d like to use this as an excuse to talk about how gay One Direction is…or at least how By Dean • Jan 16, 2013 04:37 pm
Break Ups Taylor's Troll Tweet If it wasn't clear that Taylor Swift has turned the paparazzi and the tabs into her own personal trolling machine, here's the proof. These are pictures of her heading back into the studio yesterday, for the first time since she supposedly left Harry "Real-Life-Daniel-Cleaver" By Dean • Jan 11, 2013 11:49 am
John Mayer 5 Reasons Why Katy Perry Must be Stopped It was a big weekend for the world's most famous reanimated styrofoam wig stand, otherwise known as Katy Perry, as she's snapped leaving dinner with John Mayer in Hollywood. The two kept their hands together while being photographed, so this dinner date with the paps must By Dean • Jan 07, 2013 11:32 am
Assy Style Chloe Sevigny’s New York It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like By Dean • Jan 04, 2013 11:05 am
