Gross Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner By Dean • Dec 27, 2012 02:18 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews What to Watch When Christmas Turns You Quaint I live in New York City. I waste hours a day on the internet. I have serious guilt about my Amazon usage. I’m bloggin’. The point I’m trying to make is that I’ve pretty much embraced modern urban life. But something changes every year when the holidays By Dean • Dec 20, 2012 02:30 pm
TGIF’s Romance Hall of Fame If, like me, you are “30-ish”, then you too are also trying to deal with the shocking fact that you’re old enough to be witnessing your favourite childhood memories making a comeback with “the kids”. Floral skirts, really questionable hair colour choices, floppity leather jackets - it just takes By Dean • Dec 14, 2012 02:04 pm
Leonardo DiCaprio A Eulogy to Leo’s Sexiness What is Leo’s problem? The NY Django Unchained premiere happened last night and if you flip through the pics below you’ll see Olivia Wilde, Jamie Foxx, even Christoph Waltz having a great time, understandably excited to be celebrating one of the year’s best reviewed movies. Then there’ By Dean • Dec 12, 2012 02:07 pm
Amazingness When a Hero Cums Along…. Sorry to interrupt your afternoon with some sexual awkwardness, but Nick Cannon has done something that we simply must address. Last week I wrote about how Mariah Carey loves to act sexy and sing about sexy sex but that her sex life still seems somehow unimaginable. Click here for a By Dean • Dec 12, 2012 12:31 pm
Hollywood Closet How Do you Blog a Problem Like The Travoltas? Attention Kelly Preston: if this is coming up on your Google Alerts right now, shut down the computer and go have lunch with Rita Wilson. Trust me, girl, you’re not going to want to hear what the internet has to say today. And why do I suspect Kelly Preston By Dean • Dec 06, 2012 04:08 pm
Amazingness Mariah Carey’s Christmas List: 3 Rules for a Very Mimi X-Mas (Lainey: meet Dean! We need a dude voice on this site that’s, um, a lot less tits and ass than what Jacek has to offer. You might recognise Dean from 1 Girl 5 Gays. And if you do, you understand why I’ve been in love with him for By Dean • Dec 05, 2012 04:02 pm
