Music An angel and the shower On the subject of perspective… I’ve written about it so many times, what heartbreak is like at that age – so singular and isolating, so…narcissistic. You don’t think anyone has ever hurt the way you hurt. You think you INVENTED hurt. Despite what she posted on Instagram from By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 11:02 am
Music Fergie & Iggy at the AMAs Perspective. Makes you look like an asshole. And it took Iggy Azalea to make me realise how much I like Fergie. As I’ve said before re: Iggy Azalea, I am not a believer. I refuse to buy into her star. Madonna was the one who taught us how to By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 10:21 am
BFFs 80s steeze and a new friend collected Last night was all about Sam Smith’s coat. That coat! It took me back. Back to 80s London pop. Before Rick Astley was properly appreciated. Before he became an internet meme. I haven’t been Rick-rolled in so long I almost miss it. Sam Smith was like the By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 09:57 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zendaya’s gold lamé On the red carpet, this was my favourite outfit of the night. You think I’m crazy? Oh come on. It’s pop music. It’s not supposed to be Elie Saab. A gold lamé trench coat slung over the shoulders and a pair of drawstring gold lamé pants and By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 09:39 am
BFFs All of Taylor’s emotions At this point I think she should just change the name of the song to Lonely Starbucks Lovers. Yes, I can read the lyrics. But all I HEAR is “Lonely Starbucks Lovers”. And reading your emails and tweets, it seems you are the same. I love that they had to By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 09:25 am
Relationship Assumption Family GOOP in Dallas Gwyneth Paltrow was in Dallas this weekend for the GOOP pop-up. On Thursday there was a launch party. Monique Lhuillier was there too. There’ve been a few people who’ve yelled at me lately over email about being more on side with Martha Stewart than GOOP and not By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 08:56 am
Music Beyonce’s 7/11 In advance of the American Music Awards – and the RIDICULOUS fact that Iggy Azalea was nominated for more awards than she was, WTF? – Beyonce dropped her video for 7/11 on Friday. Which is what everyone was talking about for most of the weekend. And she stepped out with Jay By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 08:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange on the balcony Angelina Jolie was in New York this weekend doing some work for Unbroken. Then she took her girls, Miss Zahara and Shiloh the Chosen, to Lee’s for art supplies. They’ve gone there often. And they’ve been photographed there often. So the kids know the deal. They know By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 07:55 am
Music Intro for November 24, 2014 Dear Gossips, I love a lot of things about Duana. But one of my favourite things, especially during award season, is that she still calls her Giuliana DePandi. I’m like a kid when she does it, begging her, “Do it again! Do it again!” It’s the best. So. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 07:26 am
Quiveration Charlie in VOGUE Charlie Hunnam wasn’t at Comic-Con this year, the final year for Sons Of Anarchy. If you recall, to make up for his absence, a video was played in Hall H explaining why he couldn’t be there. I’m reposting in case you’ve forgotten. But, really, I By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 04:14 pm
Charlie Hunnam My Obsession’s pink hair My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson, showed up to an event yesterday in Hollywood with new pink hair. At this point, it blends in. It’s not even different anymore. I like the pictures of them interacting with other people at the party. Look at Aaron’s face listening By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 03:53 pm
Gorgessity Red Lupita Red is a big colour for Lupita Nyong’o. Remember at the Golden Globes? Lupita in that caped Ralph Lauren? That’s when EVERYONE took notice. That’s when she went next level. And then she won the Oscar. My ma the Chinese Squawking Chicken says that everyone has a By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 01:32 pm
Music Beyonce’s Ring Off Two new Beyonce tracks leaked yesterday ahead of her new album release. The first song, 7/11, is Beysus rapping. The second, called Ring Off, is Beyonce gossip. So it’s about a woman taking her “ring off” because “it’s your time to put your love on top”. Oh, By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 12:48 pm
Bad Style Jennifer Aniston, Vegas bride Jennifer Aniston showed up to the LA premiere of Horrible Bosses 2 last night in a white lace bustier. I think it might be one piece, along with the black skirt. Not spending any energy analysing it. Because I can’t stand to look at it. This is a terrible By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 11:36 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cam’s orange nothing dress This is a real disappointment for me because Cam’s style is interesting. And this is probably the most UNinteresting dress she’s ever worn. And it’s orange! It’s hard to make orange so… Nothing. But that’s what it is. It’s nothing. It’s boring. It’ By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 11:08 am
Music JLO’s AMA Booty They made a big f-cking deal out of it all yesterday when reports surfaced that television executives were issuing warnings to Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea about their upcoming American Music Awards performance on Sunday. The two will perform Booty together for the first time. And according to TMZ By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 10:54 am
