Relationship Assumption This could have been Como After publicly announcing their relationship, like, 3 weeks ago, Eva Longoria and her new boyfriend Ernesto Arguello went house-hunting in West Hollywood yesterday. Oh please. It’s a pathetic consolation prize for summertime at Lake Como. But after all that’s gone down, this is what she has left By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 10:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Prince George goes to Bucklebury Prince William and his Catherine took Little G to Bucklebury yesterday after the Queen’s visit. Their residence at Kensington Palace is still being renovated and besides, as a new mother, I imagine Kate would want to be around her own mother, which doesn’t seem unusual, not at all, By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 09:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for July 25, 2013 Dear Gossips, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem also welcomed a baby on Monday, reportedly a girl. They did not immediately release the name either, not necessarily because they’re still deciding but because it’s none of our goddamn business. Yesterday, a reader called Dena emailed to say that with By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 09:02 am
B-tch please James Franco on a plane Have you seen Spring Breakers yet? I put it on my iPad for my flight from Vancouver to Toronto the other day. Not really the best idea. Watching it on one of the plane’s personal seat viewers is one thing. But viewing it from your iPad, with much better By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 03:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Kate Winslet, villain Kate Winslet is currently shooting Divergent playing Jeanine Matthews, her first role in her acclaimed career as a proper villain though you could argue that her character, Hanna, in The Reader might be much more morally sinister. Kate calls it playing a “baddie”, and she decided to maintain her distance By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 02:13 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristin’s white under pleats What do you call that? I’ll call it under-pleats. My best friend Fiona’s birthday is tomorrow. I bought her a black Rebecca Minkoff dress with a high collar and a pleated skirt trimmed with leather along the folds. Pleats, when cut well, are so flattering. I don’ By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 01:33 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Detach Now that I'm moving to Toronto, I'll be able to take my ma to the movies. The process of taking the Chinese Squawking Chicken to the movies is, I imagine, kinda like taking a child to the movies in that your selection has to be very By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 12:48 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Hugh Jackman isn’t Bruce Willis You know that already. But it’s a good time to point it out, again, because for those of you who would argue that it’s not Bruce Willis’s fault, and not the celebrity’s fault, well…how come Hugh Jackman isn’t an asshole? I know you think By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 12:02 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rachel's blue dress and black shoes I find the black shoes with this dress really off-putting. White would have been better? Still doesn't change the prommy-ness of it though. By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 11:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby vs Bachelorette Um… PEOPLE Magazine’s cover this week is not surprising – obviously the Cambridges and their baby boy king who arrived in time to make the deadline. It’s the only story. But is it? Over at US Weekly though, well, the royal child has been bumped in favour of a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 10:31 am
Books Bridget Jones joins the Motherhood Industrial Complex The title of Helen Fielding’s new Bridget Jones novel Mad About The Boy was revealed in May – click here for a refresher. They’ve just released the book jacket. As you can see, along with a pair of stilettos, Bridge is surrounded by a toy giraffe, dinosaur, and a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 10:02 am
Douchebags And then there’s Bruce Willis… I’ve never interviewed Bruce Willis one on one. I’ve stuck my microphone into a scrum of microphones at a premiere (that I can’t remember now) but I’ve never had to speak to him directly and hope that he speaks back to me directly. I hope I By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 09:50 am
Jennifer Lawrence Katniss the fangirl I saw this on Gawker last night during my evening rounds before going to bed. Going to bed on a Jennifer Lawrence high is the best. And she continues to be the best. It happened at Comic-Con. She was leaving the carpet and Jeff Bridges was just coming onto By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 09:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for July 24, 2013 Dear Gossips, “Come on, poppet,” said Prince William to Kate as he wrapped up their brief media session outside the hospital yesterday. Poppet! So that’s what the future King calls his wife. As I wrote yesterday, it was a perfectly executed, flawless presentation, from the timing – allowing UK broadcasters By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 08:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby Game I love the internet. Thank you, internet, for letting me stream what just happened. Yesterday, I praised Catherine Cambridge for how well she has delivered, time and again. Today, together, the future King and Queen executed a flawless baby game. God, this is impressive. Here they are, in coordinating baby By Lainey • Jul 23, 2013 03:22 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews RDJ’s Age of Ultron As Sarah wrote yesterday, Joss Whedon announced at Comic-Con that the second Avengers movie would be called The Avengers: Age Of Ultron about a robot who is obsessed with immortality, or something. Look, google it if you want the nerd description. The point is, according to the geeks, he’ By Lainey • Jul 23, 2013 02:45 pm
